Red Eye
October 15th, 2009

Red Eye

Mika is making her way around the media, and makes a stop at Faux News’ Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld, Bill Shultz, Andrew Breitbart, Andrew Levy and of course, Ann Coulter. What ever shall they discuss?

Not mine, but just too funny…

Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowns, then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Gordon Brown in here, would you?”

Gordon Brown walks into the room and says, “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiles and says, “Answer me this please, Gordon ~ Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister . . . Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Gordon Brown answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question ~ ~ ~ “Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Scott Brown’s shoes in the next stall.

Biden asks Brown, “Scott, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Scott Brown answers back, “That’s easy ~ It’s me!”

Biden smiles, and says, “Thanks!”

Then, he goes back to speak with Obama. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Scott Brown!”

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, “No!, you idiot! . . . It’s GORDON Brown!”

M.D. Anderson Researcher to Advise Evolv Health

DALLAS, TX (December 7, 2009) — Dr. Robert Newman, a renowned medical researcher and Professor Emeritus at The University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, has agreed to consult with Health2o Products, LLC in regards to further testing of its Archaea Active™ formula.

Dr. Newman, currently Chief Science Officer (CSO) at a major New England nutraceutical company, will advise on future testing procedures and review and analyze test results from outside independent labs selected by Health2o.

Dr. Newman’s career has been dedicated to the development of novel therapeutic strategies to improve the quality of life for patients with inflammatory and malignant diseases. His research efforts are nationally-recognized, and have been accomplished through several scientific disciplines, including pharmacology, analytical chemistry, drug development and clinical pharmacology. His work has resulted in more than 300 peer-reviewed publications.

Dr. Newman recently retired from M.D. Anderson, following a 24-year career there and over 30 years in academic medicine. At M.D. Anderson, he served as the Founder and Co-Director of the Pharmaceutical Development Center. Dr. Newman obtained his M.S. and Ph.D degrees in Pharmacology and Toxicology from the University of Connecticut. He was a member of the University of Vermont Medical School for seven years and was later recruited to be head of the Section of Pharmacology at M.D. Anderson where was promoted to Professor in 1991 with tenure.

“We are very pleased that Dr. Newman has signed a consulting agreement with us to serve as a Senior Advisor. He will be assisting our company in developing a road map for the continuing research and analysis of our Archaea Active™ formula,” said Kevin D. Kuykendall, chairman and CEO of Health2o Products, LLC.

Evolv videos and testimonies

Trey White, founder, billionaire dude.

Gio Tomasini, original Evolver, GREAT story.

Dr. Jay Collins, one of the inventors of Evolv’s proprietary formula.

Guy Mezger, former UFC champion.

Cindy Beach, regular gal.

Do you Peoplestring?

Let us EVOLV!!!

As some… or most of you might know… I’ve tried my hand at a few network marketing ‘opportunities’ in my day, not a lot, but enough to know I didn’t want anything to do with any more of them.  In many cases they are just overpriced products you can get somewhere else for less money and less hassle, and you have to bug your friends to join your network to make any money.  (caveat, I am ‘doing’ Mona Vie, just because it took my wife’s excema away, and so she uses it regularly anyway, so if we’re going to buy it, we might as well be signed up.)

So, yeah, not a big fan of network marketing.  Now here comes the ‘but’…
A friend of mine from high school, Derek Wall, shot me a message about a new venture he’s getting in on the ground floor of, and it’s opportunity for others to make money too.
Derek I listen to.  Why?  Derek was a founder of Ezekiel clothing, has built and sold mega-million dollar companies, and is currently a president of  (you know, that website Howie Mandell does all the commercials for?)
Derek doesn’t need to make money on a network marketing scam.  Now, why is Derek involved?  Because he’s family/friends with another fellow named Trey White, who is also a monstrously successful business man who has built and sold companies for mega-millions of dollars and more… actually, let me just clip this from the website…
Some of Trey’s successful businesses include:
  • – 1999 IPO /$10 Billion market cap. Merged with, the world’s largest real estate listings provider.
  • Chairman, created the 4th largest producer of Ethanol in the US by investing $500 million into ethanol refining investments.
  • Chairman, EarthQuest: a $500 million Disney-style Theme Park, currently under development.
  • Chairman, TKR Capital, a private equity firm headquartered in Dallas, Texas.
So point being, this is not a guy that needs to start some scam business to make money either.
Therefore I listen to Derek, Derek listens to Trey.  These guys could buy and sell me about a million times over.  They say ’pre-enroll’, I pre-enroll.
What is the product?  Honestly, I didn’t even know when I signed up.  I just jumped at the opportunity presented.  But now I have a better idea of what it is, although I don’t have all the specifics because I couldn’t make the conference calls.  lol
Basically, it’s water.  Not just ‘water’ water, but a water that has developed for I think about 15 years at MD Anderson (world famous for cancer research, google it), that is processed in such a way as to oxygenate your system.  Not like these phony ‘oxygen water’s you find at Whole Foods or Amway (Quixtar, sorry… lol)… but the process actually allows your cells to oxygenate themselves.
Aside from the obvious health benefits along the lines of fighting sickness, disease, etc., something else came to my own mind… Bicyclists.
Remember a few years ago when there was a big controversy over Tour de France racers using EPO?  Here’s a reminder:
Basically, these guys were taking a hormone that would allow their bodies to create more blood cells to carry more oxygen to their cells, and it gave them a competitive edge in the race.
Evolv created a water that increases the oxygenation of cells… This will likely be huge in the sports industry… WHEN IT LAUNCHES.
So… I don’t know a heck of a lot more about it, I’m learning as I go, but I wasn’t about to let the chance to get in on the foundation (not the ground floor, since it hasn’t launched yet, we’re PRE-ground floor!) of this exciting new product launch.
Pre-Enrolling is free, no risk, no loss, but pre-enrolling does guarantee you placement in the early adopter category of what could well be an incredible business venture.
If you think it’s something you might be interested in, just go sign up here: and you can watch videos and read FAQ’s and whatnot.
To your health!